This one goes up to 11...
The guitars are in full effect, though you'll be hard pressed to find any big (UK) hits this time around. Only The Cult's Love Removal Machine scraped into the Top 20 (#18 in its first two weeks of release).
Whilst The One I Love managed a creditable #16, it was in 1991 when ex-label I.R.S. sought to cash in on R.E.M.'s major label success. In 1987, the post-Christmas lull meant that the song managed a brief peak at #51, criminal given that it's now considered an all-time classic.
A couple of inclusions here failed to chart at all. I first saw Yon Yonson by The Dave Howard Singers on TV, The Chart Show to be precise, and I was both annoyed and fascinated by the song and video in equal measure. The latter won out and I ended up with both 12" single versions, neither of which did any good as far as a boost up the charts or appearance on Top Of The Pops was concerned.
Doctor & The Medics did make it to Top Of The Pops and a UK #1 with their cover of Spirit In The Sky in 1986. Despite an alleged six-figure signing fee (according to Smash Hits so it must be true, right?), The Doctor couldn't arrest ailing record sales. More, lead-in for second long-player I Keep Thinking It's Tuesday, failed to generate interest in either the single or the album. A shame as it's a decent enough song and the video was (typically) a lot of fun.
In a nice tie-in, I first encountered The Bambi Slam as one of two support acts for The Cult at the Colston Hall in Bristol on 23rd March 1987. I was sufficiently impressed by their set to go out afterwards and buy the only record of theirs that I could find, included here. The other support act was Balaam & The Angel, who are conspicuous by their absence on this mixtape, which may tell you all you need to know.
Confession time. If you're someone who likes to scrutinise the headline photos, especially my handwritten cassette sleeve track listings, then you will have spotted that song 3 should be Sidewalking by The Jesus & Mary Chain. Rookie error, as it wasn't actually released until March 1988 and on this occasion I can't even blag my way through by pointing to promos or previous releases in 1987.
Nope, I messed up. Even more embarrassing when I acknowledge that I recorded the tape on 8th April 1990, exactly two years after the single had got to #30 on 9th April 1988. Nineteen years old and my memory was already shot...!
Luckily, being The Jesus & Mary Chain, I could swap Sidewalking out for another great single, Happy When It Rains, which peaked at #25 in August 1987 and therefore legitimately deserves a place in this selection. Oh, and don't be fooled by the 'long version' label. It's the same as the album version, but longer than the 7" version by about 30 seconds.
Bobbing around just outside the Top 50 were Faith No More, The Icicle Works, R.E.M. and The Fall. Mark E. Smith and crew make their one and only appearance in this series with Hit The North, arguably one of their greatest songs ever, let along in the 80s.
I was surprised to find that I Started Something I Couldn't Finish by The Smiths and Trampolene by Julian Cope were as big hits as I thought they were, though in Copey's case that was pretty much the case with everything that he released in the 1980s.
At first glance, U2 also appear to have experienced a rare flop with In God's Country, the fourth single from The Joshua Tree. The previous three singles in 1987 had respectively got to #4, #6 and #4. By comparison, In God's Country achieved a surprising and disappointing peak of #48. That is, until you release that it was released as a 7" single in North America only and the UK chart placing was down to import sales alone.
Ian McNabb may have given his good teeth for a #48 hit, given that The Icicle Work's Evangeline stalled at #53, the third consecutive single in less than 12 months to achieve a similar chart placing.
Mind you, the general record-buying public were being swamped with pop pap from 'The Hit Factory' of Stock, Aitken & Waterman. Or T'Pau and Wet Wet Wet. I'm not sure which is worse but either way, I literally wasn't buying. Even the Pet Shops Boys and Dusty Springfield were asking What Have I Done To Deserve This?!
That's it for another look back at the 1980s. See you here next week, and the year when I started to ditch black stretch canvas drainpipes and biker jackets for loose fit blue jeans and Converse trainers, but remained largely oblivious to the acid house revolution. Yep, 1988's on it's way.
1) Love Removal Machine (Album Version): The Cult
2) We Care A Lot ('Introduce Yourself' Album Version): Faith No More
3) Happy When It Rains (Long Version): The Jesus & Mary Chain
4) Yon Yonson (Single Version): The Dave Howard Singers
5) Hit The North (Part 1) (Single Version): The Fall
6) Happy Birthday (Yet Another) (Thick, Hard And Long Mix): The Bambi Slam
7) I Started Something I Couldn't Finish (Album Version): The Smiths
8) More (Album Version): Doctor & The Medics
9) The One I Love (Album Version): R.E.M.
10) Trampolene (Album Version): Julian Cope
11) Evangeline (Album Version): The Icicle Works
12) In God's Country (Album Version): U2
What happened to the first proper girlfriend in the last episode? Did the break up have anything to do with your unfathomable love of the music of Doctor & The Medics and not, as I had previously suspected, the ill-advised purchase of winkle-pickers? Some of us have become emotionally invested in this series, we need to know.
ReplyDeleteI am sure I am not the only one thinking we should turn this into a gritty but affectionate ten-part 'coming of age' TV series using your soundtrack.
Thanks, Ernie, and sorry that I've had to keep you in suspense for yet another week, whilst I catch up with comments...!
DeleteIt's that most cliched of endings, I'm afraid, and even the likes of Made In Chelsea and The Only Way Is Essex may find this plotline a bit too obvious for their scripted reality dramas.
I suffered a crisis of commitment and it all came to a head at her birthday party in early 1986, where we had a falling out and a break up. None of it was planned. Had it been, I certainly wouldn't have chosen her birthday party with all of her friends present to do it. Also, her parents were separated and said party was at her dad's, in a small village about 12 miles from where I lived, with no regular bus services. The wait for my dad to pick me up was one of the longest, most awkward periods of my life.
There is a happier ending. Our friendship did eventually recover (I apologised for my caddish behaviour) and we have remained in touch ever since.
You might say that the wonderful Mrs. K had the misfortune of meeting me when I was ready to commit and the rest, as they say, is history. I've apologised to her as well.
As for the TV series, I think Alan Carr's already broken the mold for that concept, hasn't he?
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