Wouldn't Know What Socialism Is If It Punched Him In The Dick

Lambrini Girls had a fleeting mention in last week's round up of new stuff, but I had to share this.

A couple of weeks ago, Lily and Phoebe were interviewed at Rough Trade in Bristol by the Pint-Sized Punk (Arlo to his loved ones), 14-years old and putting seasoned, grizzled music journalists to shame with his interview questions and style. Case in point:

"People* are already saying [Who Let The Dogs Out] is going to be an Album Of The Year. 

How's does it feel knowing it's going to be downhill for the rest of the year now?"

Their reactions and responses are priceless...and well worth twenty minutes of your time to watch the whole interview.

* And by 'people', Arlo is clearly referring to Jez from A History Of Dubious Taste, who said as much earlier this month. And he's right.

Today's post title comes from Filthy Rich Nepo Baby, which Lily cites as one of her favourite lyrics on the album (Phoebe defers the question as she wrote them). Here they are performing the song for KEXP last August:

Lambrini Girls were asked which of their songs they would perform as the UK entrant in the Eurovision Song Contest. Having decided that they "couldn't get away with" Cuntology 101, Phoebe and Lily settled on God's Country "because we fucking hate England" and they would "throw tons of Victoria Sponge cake at the judges" for their double standards.

The campaign to get Lambrini Girls to Switzerland for the finals in May begins now.

All hail

God's Country

Big Ben, Number 10

Oxford and Cambridge

Small talk about the weather

Outside detention centres

Union Jack, oil from Iraq

And God save the King

All hail

God's Country

Daily Mail, bacon baps

Racist uncles want their country back

Flag Shaggers

Maggie Thatcher

Oh Britannia

God save the King

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

All hail

God's Country

Bankers pay no tax

Grandma can't afford heating

Strong and stable, you're joking

Pizza Express in Woking

Can't afford to eat there

But a paedophile can?

All hail

God's Country

I'm sorry bestie

But it's giving austerity

Three Lions

Close the borders

Our state is lawless

But God save the King

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

Keep calm and carry on

While the state is corrupt

This is not democracy

And it's never coming home

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

Whilst the rich are getting richer

And the poor are getting poorer?

Keep calm and carry on

Whilst the state is corrupt

This is not democracy

And it's never coming home

Three Lions

Close the borders

Our state is lawless

But God save the King

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?

"Great Britain"?

Are you sure?