Sunday, 18 September 2022

Senza Voce

...or 'without voice' (thank you, Google translate), which sums up today's selection of instrumental songs, stripped of their usually familiar vocals bar the odd sample, whoop and ad lib here and there.

When trawling for ideas for a cover image, I was reminded of the rather bizarre primary school ritual of 'fingers on lips'. Teachers obviously considered us such a wild, unruly, feral lot that simply telling us to be quiet wasn't enough, we had to seal the deal by placing a digit on our mouth and hold it there until we were deemed worthy of voice again. What a strange instruction. 
 
No surprise that Shane MacGowan would struggle with this into adulthood, Glenn Gregory of Heaven 17 seems similarly resistant but you can rely on ol' Madge, although she's unsurprisingly adopting the role of teacher not pupil here.

For anyone feeling anxiety before casting their eyes down at the track list, I can reassure you that Hush by Kula Shaker does not appear in any shape or form. There is Simply Red, but DJ Muggs has done us all the favour of removing Mick Hucknall altogether...along with pretty much the whole band, by the sound of things.

The selection starts with the opening track of Madonna's 1998 album Ray Of Light, albeit with no trace of Ms. Ciccone's dulcet tones. From there, we go past Simply Red to Tears For Fears reading Sylvia Plath, winding our way into Hell's Ditch where we find The Pogues and Joe Strummer.

Love And Rockets lend a hand out of the ditch with an instrumental version of If There's A Heaven Above, re-titled God And Mr. Smith, before Frazier Chorus give us a lift the rest of the way there until The KLF point out that we're actually about 30 miles southwest of Glasgow 3 miles north of Manchester [note; thanks for the save, Charity Chic, I don't think anyone noticed!]
 
Renegade Soundwave riff on Serge Gainsbourg with their eponymous 1994 single, crashing into Yo La Tengo's motel room in the wee hours of the morning with Jah Wobble and Animal (Dave Maltby, not the Muppets drummer). 
 
Crawling out of the room the following morning, we find Pete Wylie slumped against a wall, with a note pinned to his chest explaining that L'Espwah! is French for Hope (I Wish You'd Believe Me). I got a D in my French 'O' Level, so I don't have a clue what he means. 
 
No-Man promise fun Days In The Trees but we're distracted by The Wolfgang Press arguing with the vicar about Christianity outside the local church. We ditch the both of them and head back with Heaven 17. I'm hungry and fancy noodles but all we get is a noodly Fairlight and System 100 Simulated Classical Guitar instrumental of The Skin I'm In, which does little for my appetite.

Depeche Mode try to convince us that It Doesn't Matter but having had enough of them all, we head off with It's Immaterial to find some Space. Peace at last, and it only took an hour.
 
1) Drowned World / Substitute For Love (Instrumental Version By Madonna & William Orbit): Madonna (1998)
2) Never Never Love (DJ Muggs Instrumental Mix): Simply Red (1996)
3) Johnny Panic And The Bible Of Dreams (Instrumental): Tears For Fears (1990)
4) Hell's Ditch (Instrumental Version By Joe Strummer & Paul Cobbold): The Pogues (1990)
5) God And Mr. Smith (Instrumental Version): Love And Rockets (1985)
6) Heaven (God Like Instrumental) (Remixed By Youth): Frazier Chorus (1990)
7) Prestwich Prophet's Grin (Instrumental Remix) (120 BPM): The KLF (1988) 
8) Renegade Soundwave (7" Instrumental): Renegade Soundwave (1994) 
9) From A Motel 6 #2 (Instrumental Version): Yo La Tengo (1993)
10) A Long, Long Way (Instrumental): Jah Wobble with Animal (1982) 
11) L'Espwah! (Instrumental Version By Mike Hedges & Pete Wylie): Wah! (1983)
12) Days In The Trees (Bach) (Instrumental Version By Steven Wilson): No-Man (1991)
13) Christianity (Instrumental Remix By Drostan Madden & Howard Gray): The Wolfgang Press (1995)
14) Skin (Instrumental Mix By Greg Walsh & Martyn Ware): Heaven 17 (1984)
15) It Doesn't Matter Two (Instrumental): Depeche Mode (1986)
16) Space (Instrumental Remix By Bert Bevans): It's Immaterial (1986)
 
1982: A Long, Long Way EP: 10
1983: Hope (I Wish You'd Believe Me) EP: 11 
1984: This Is Mine EP: 14
1985: If There's A Heaven Above EP: 5 
1986: A Question Of Lust EP: 15
1986: Space EP: 16
1988: Burn The Beat (USA 12") / Shag Times: 7
1990: Advice For The Young At Heart EP: 3
1990: Ray / The Baby Album (ltd 2x CD): 6
1990: Summer In Siam EP: 4
1994: Renegade Soundwave EP: 8
1995: Christianity EP (USA promo CDS): 13
1996: Genius + Love = Yo La Tengo: 9
1996: Never Never Love EP: 2
1998: Ray Of Light (Instrumentals) (bootleg): 1
2001: Lost Songs: Volume One: 12
 
Senza Voce (1:00:37) (KF) (Mega)

6 comments:

  1. K, you are getting Prestwich and Prestwick mixed up!
    Prestwich is near Manchester whereas Prestwick is on the Ayrshire coast.I was there on Saturday.
    Other than that top marks!

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    1. Oh, the shame! Thanks for the spot, CC, duly corrected. Maybe it was just wishful thinking! I hope you have a great day there.

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    2. Five charity shops.No purchases!

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    3. I meant to say I hope you *had* a great day there, though clearly a big disappointment on the charity shop purchasing front...

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  2. thanks for this, I don't know most of the tracks with vocals so am interested to hear/see if they work as instrumentasls

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    1. Thanks, middle aged man. Hell's Ditch, Renegade Soundwave and Space are the personal standouts for me.

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